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- Justin Bieber -- Talk About My Parties ... I'll Sue You For $5 Mil May 22, 2013Here's the good news ... Justin Bieber wants to invite you to one of his house parties. The bad news ... if you talk about it, he's gonna sue your ass for $5 million.TMZ has obtained a copy […]TMZ Staff
- Arnold Schwarzenegger & Maria Shriver -- The Secret Butt Grab [VIDEO] May 22, 2013And now, definitive proof Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver are definitely maybe BACK TOGETHER -- Arnold totally grabbed Maria's butt last weekend ... and TMZ has video.As we reported, Arno […]TMZ Staff
- Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi Drop $26.5 Million On Astounding Cali Mansion May 22, 2013It's the kinda house 99.999% of the world will never see ... let alone OWN -- but TMZ has learned, Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia de Rossi just purchased this $26.5 million mansion in Santa […]TMZ Staff
- Kim Kardashian -- My Baby Shower Invite Is Better Than Yours May 22, 2013Just how over the top were Kim Kardashian's music-box baby shower invitations? Really, really, really over the top -- and TMZ has the first photo proof. The invite to Kim K's June 2nd bash - […]TMZ Staff
- Steve Holt -- I'm Throwing an Epic 'Arrested Development' Premiere Party ... STEVE HOLT! May 22, 2013"Arrested Development" star Justin Wade -- who plays Steve Holt on the show (STEVE HOLT!!!) -- couldn't be more excited for the big premiere on Netflix this weekend ... telling TMZ, he […]TMZ Staff
- Chris Brown -- Rear-Ender ... He Hardly Knew Her! May 21, 2013Chris Brown has yet another legal problem to deal with, after crashing his car in Los Angeles near Toluca Lake.The accident happened an hour or so ago ... The photog tells us Chris was driving his Ran […]TMZ Staff
- Heavy D's Family -- We're Making Sure His Daughter Gets EVERYTHING May 21, 2013Every single penny from Heavy D's estate will go to the late rapper's 13-year-old daughter ... this according to Heavy's mom. We broke the story ... Heavy's brother Floyd has filed […]TMZ Staff
- Ex-WWE Diva -- Free After Prison Stay ... And Cancer Diagnosis May 21, 2013Former WWE diva Tamara Sytch is FREE from a Connecticut prison after a four-month stint for REPEATEDLY violating her ex-boyfriend’s restraining order ... and her stay included a cancer diagnosis and h […]TMZ Staff
- Zach Galifianakis -- My 'Hangover' Date's 87 and Not Homeless (Anymore) May 21, 2013Stu: So, uh, are you sure you're qualified to be taking care of that baby?Alan: What are you talking about? I've found a baby before.Stu: You found a baby before? Where?Alan: Coffee Bean. Za […]TMZ Staff
- Jesse James -- Sooooooo ... I Cut Off My Pinky [PHOTO] May 21, 2013If you're eating right now ... you should probably finish ... because Jesse James just posted a photo on the Internet that will obliterate your appetite. It should be self-explanatory -- but if y […]TMZ Staff
- Ashley Tisdale to Cops -- I Fear My Stalker Will SHOOT ME May 21, 2013Ashley Tisdale says her obsessed stalker has threatened to SHOOT her and her BF ... and she fears he's crazy enough to go through with it, this according to court docs obtained by TMZ. Tisdale wa […]TMZ Staff
- 'Doors' Founder Ray Manzarek Traveled to Germany for Special Cancer Treatment May 21, 2013"The Doors" co-founder Ray Manzarek traveled across the world to seek out special world class treatment for his rare form of cancer ... which is why he was in Germany when he died, TMZ has l […]TMZ Staff
- Chief Keef -- NERDIEST 911 Call Ever ... 'They Were Rolling Marijuana' May 21, 2013This. Is. HILARIOUS ... the squarest hotel security guy ever called 911 on Chief Keef yesterday to report that the rapper and some of his black friends were "rolling marijuana" inside their […]TMZ Staff
- TMZ Live: Paris Hilton's Boyfriend River Viiperi -- You CAN Shove a Woman ... Sometimes May 21, 2013Paris Hilton's boyfriend River Viiperi shoved an overzealous female fan in Cannes -- at first glance it looked like a real punk move ... but we have info that could clear his good name. Well, his […]TMZ Staff
- Candy Spelling Wins Eviction Lawsuit -- I Ain't Goin' Nowhere!!! May 21, 2013Candy Spelling ain't no condo squatter ... She just scored a big legal victory against her landlord, who claimed Candy was living in her building illegally and wanted to give her the boot.TMZ bro […]TMZ Staff
KVLY – Local News
- Anthony Weiner Launches Bid to Become NYC Mayor May 22, 2013Anthony Weiner's run for a renaissance is officially on. The ex-congressman who resigned over raunchy tweets said late Tuesday that he's in the New York City mayoral race. […]
- Dealing With Tornado Anxiety In Children May 22, 2013With the devastation in Oklahoma and severe weather season just starting in our area, it can easily lead to anxiety. It's also bringing back memories to those in Northwood, North Dakota. Nearly s […]
- Home Total Loss In Fire South of Fargo May 22, 2013A home just south of Fargo was completely destroyed in a Tuesday night fire. […]
- Cavalier Evacuated Over Threat of Flood May 21, 2013High water at the Renwick Dam west of Cavalier, North Dakota is causing the entire town to evacuate. […]
- Restaurant Report Card: Grand Buffet Forced to Close May 21, 2013This week for our Restaurant Report Card, we looked at a restaurant we already profiled. It is one that had major violations in April. […]
- Pembina County Residents Continue to Battle Flood May 21, 2013As much as 8-inches of rain in parts of northeastern North Dakota over the past couple of days is still causing some major flooding problems. High water at the Renwick Dam, west of Cavalier caused […]
- Five Arrested in Significant Moorhead Drug Bust May 21, 2013The Moorhead Police Department made another significant drug bust in the continued battle to combat local narcotics trafficking. […]
- Death Toll Revised to 24 in Oklahoma Tornado May 21, 2013MOORE, Okla. (AP) - The state medical examiner's office has revised the death toll from a tornado in an Oklahoma City suburb to 24 people, including nine children. […]
- Moorhead May Stop Making Sandbags May 21, 2013Mayor Mark Voxland says paying for sandbags should fall to homeowners who have declined flood buyouts. […]
- John's Jobs: Air Traffic Controller May 21, 2013It's often referred to as one of the most stressful jobs, has recently made headlines, and keeps millions of people safe everyday. It's the job of an air traffic controller and it's at […]
- Rain Not Stopping Moorhead Construction May 21, 2013If you thought this continued rain could buy you some construction free time, think again. Crews in Moorhead worked through the rain yesterday cutting concrete and plan to continue work again today. T […]
- Prosecutors Want Mental Health Notes on Rodriguez May 21, 2013Federal prosecutors want the notes of mental health professionals who examined a man convicted of killing of UND student Dru Sjodin more than nine years ago. […]
- Tornado Blasts School near Oklahoma City May 20, 2013The Oklahoma Medical Examiner's Office says 51 people have been killed in an Oklahoma City suburb after a massive tornado ripped through. An elementary school took a direct hit. […]
- Fargo Emergency Crews Stand-by for Oklahoma Tornado Disaster May 20, 2013The devastation in Oklahoma is so widespread Oklahoma emergency responders are asking for help from around the country, and Fargo is preparing to make the trip. Valley News Team's Hope Hanselman […]
- Crystal, N.D., Residents in Major Flood Fight Monday Night May 20, 2013Resident in the northeastern North Dakota town of Crystal have a major flood battle on their hands Monday night. The 138 residents of that town, along with folks from neighboring towns have been bat […]
RollingStone.com: Music News
- Why Daft Punk Wears Helmets May 21, 2013In the new issue of Rolling Stone Jonah Weiner goes in-depth with the mysterious French duo Daft Pun[...] […]
- Billie Joe Armstrong, Slash, Skrillex React to Ray Manzarek's Death May 21, 2013The death of Doors keyboardist Ray Manzarek has touched many in the music community Punk pioneers X [...] […]
- Janelle Monae and the Chicago Symphony Orchestra Rock the Windy City May 21, 2013Many huge mainstream artists have been backed in concert by full orchestral accompaniment Jay-Z mixe[...] […]
- 10 Artists Who Switched Genres May 21, 2013Prior to the Academy of Country Music Awards show in 2007 Hootie and the Blowfish front man Darius R[...] […]
- Chief Keef Arrested for Disorderly Conduct May 21, 2013Chief Keef was arrested earlier this week in Atlanta for disorderly conduct just two months after hi[...] […]
- Eminem's Music Publisher Sues Facebook May 21, 2013Eminem's music publisher has filed a lawsuit against Facebook and its ad agency claiming the so[...] […]
- Jared Leto on Thirty Seconds to Mars' 'Personal' New Album and Ignoring Critics May 21, 2013Jared Leto stands in the art-deco lobby of a lower Manhattan hotel at 11 AM holding a half-consumed [...] […]
- Darius Rucker Making 'True Believers' with Country Music May 21, 2013"There are so many people who would like to see me not make it in Nashville" Darius Rucker laments t[...] […]
- Flashback: U2 Scam Their Way Onto Irish TV in 1978 May 21, 2013The four members of U2 were still in high school when they managed to scam their way onto the Irish [...] […]
- The Best Summer Concert Bargains May 21, 2013The days of seeing the world's biggest rock and pop bands for a few bucks plus a little extra for pa[...] […]
- Coachella Sets Dates for 2014 May 21, 2013This year's Coachella wrapped up just last month but the Indio California festival has already set d[...] […]
- Beyonce's 'Grown Woman' Track Leaks May 21, 2013Beyoncé's new track "Grown Woman" has leaked and the aggressive defiant track can now be hear[...] […]
- Justin Bieber's Pet Monkey Will Stay in Germany May 21, 2013It looks like Justin Bieber's abandoned pet monkey will become the property of the German government[...] […]
- Daft Punk: All Hail Our Robot Overlords May 21, 2013Click to listen to Daft Punk's Random Access Memories Daft Punk's Paris studio sits on an ugly bust[...] […]
- Ben Folds Five Play 'Brick' in Concert on Reunion Tour May 21, 2013Since they reconvened last year Ben Folds Five have been wowing audiences as evidenced by this stirr[...] […]
Weather at Fargo, Hector International Airport, ND – via NOAA's National Weather Service
- Overcast and 49 F at Fargo, Hector International Airport, NDWinds are Northeast at 11.5 MPH (10 KT). The pressure is 1011.9 mb and the humidity is 77%. The wind chill is 44. Last Updated on May 22 2013, 5:53 am CDT. […]
